I was hoping for something along the lines of “This food is really & in common sense still good, but “technically” it has an “expiration date” so “legally” we “can’t” sell it.  We’d rather have you take this good food off our hands & put it to delicious use than pay someone to dispose of it & having it benefit…

I hope that, in this case, the cautionary advice of not meeting your heroes is not warranted. I’d like to think that all celebrities with a cool, stoner persona are at best not destructive & abusive, & at worst too stoned to be destructive & abusive.

According to the ad, this S500 doesn’t have any of Lorinser’s engine management updates.

Nice try, Pete.

Cree-pee!

I don’t see the point of the A Class, now that you mention it. For the price, I expect some kind of concession beside flashing around a hoity-toity brand name: more power, efficiency, reliability - something.  You hoser!

No can do right now.  My money is helping a deposed Nigerian prince get his fortune back from an anonymous Swiss bank account.  But any day now I’m all in!

At least it’s brown.

Did you hear it from the grapevine?

Read in the voice of Peter Thomas

They’d probably call the wagon a coupe too.

Great - another example of changing the definition of words willy nilly, ultimately making language meaningless.

Good for Jake & Out Racing!  I enjoy car culture to some extent, & I feel that everybody should have the same opportunity to that joy.  There’s a potentially big untapped market here.

I thought that it stands for “Mister”.

Nice little vehicle. I’d love it. But

That was a product placement “Hail Mary” if I’ve ever seen 1!

. . . all of the good guys always drove Chevrolets, but all of the bad guys would drive Fords.

MacGruber see’s Wayne’s salute & multiplies it by like a million!

All that’s needed is available in brown!

The 1963 Dodge Dart in “Unencumbered by the Filming Process”