I forgot that this was a thing. Thanks (for reminding me) Obama.

Nope. I feel that slushboxes are for people who don’t have feet or are lazy.

I don’t see that at all for 1 reason (well, 3).  Nobody is learning to drive a stick anymore.

“The most expensive German car is an inexpensive German car.” If you can accept this, then NP.

Oh I wish that I could ridicule you for such far fetched theories. Unfortunately, a narcissistic goon was allowed to play president & 60% of Republicans literally think that the last Presidential election was illegitimate. So what you propose seems disappointingly credible.

The Mustang 2 is a cure for erections.

CP at any price, especially with a slushbox.  Can we just put all these to rest & treat them as scrap?  A 4 cylinder Camry can walk this.

So propagating false information about COVID 19 & using racist words & tropes are open discourse.  Got it.

No can do. Along with ownership of a bare-bones machine, that would also remind me that I don’t have a gal back home.

I didn’t imagine anything more than bad planning, even after your analysis.  But I can’t eliminate what you propose.

There’s also a big empty spot in the instrument cluster where on more aspirational versions a tachometer would sit.

All “C8"s are missing a pedal, so now everything is allowed at Chevy. I’m waiting for the 2 seater SUV. Those will all also be missing a pedal. I wonder what they will call it.

Oh the Penguin.

Nice to have options, especially those that offer bang for the buck.  However, omission of the latest version of the OS is kind of a deal killer for me, if for any reason, then because you want the latest & greatest security. 2 day battery life does sound impressive on the other hand.

Nah, the Pinto is the much better deal of the 2. But that’s like saying that Colonel Crittenden (the character from Hogan’s Heroes, not necessarily Bernard Fox) is a better actor than William Shatner (who’s just a character).

It does make economic sense under very limited conditions.  It would cost more to buy a junker & restore it than just buy this.  But boy, you better love Pintos!

I hate Illinois Pintos.

. . . with automatic transmissions and an AM radio as its only luxuries.

You won’t have to worry about shifting, as this Pinto has an automatic transmission.

I’m calling CPS on you!