Booger

I don’t see much suffering. David seems to be pretty satisfied in his weird Jeep situations.  It’s not for me or most other people, but it keeps him off the streets.

That looks like a lot of Jeep dust.

So what kind of cult do you get to run if you’re a chain smoking stoner?

Lol as if facts matter to cult members. . . .

Yeah, but I’d much rather let some batshit crazy loon believe she removed my brain than really cut my nuts off.

• Had the presidential election stolen from her.
  

Wackier than MT Greene. I never thought it possible, yet here we are.

He should’ve quit Led Zeppelin & gone into rehab right then & there.

I’m sorry you weren’t considered feeble enough to join their little club.

Hell, I don’t want to wait for death! Throw that shit all over me now!

Claiming to be anyone related to that family is bold enough! (Mary excepted)

Don’t forget the bowl of M&Ms without any [choose color] M&Ms!

Of course they will dull. Here are my proposed solutions:

I’m pushing 50 and I love it.

Or, you know, use the metric system, the one used in almost the rest of the fucking world, in the US?

I see what you did there eh.

A regular Boxster in decent condition, I will guess, can be had for a little over 1/2 the asking price of today’s candidate.

Tho less powered, the 4 cylinder was the superior engine.

Looks like you have an improvised smoking accessory once you sort out this problem properly.  Maybe that’s the incentive.