Seinfeld was, indeed, a very funny show.

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...

I’m normally and somewhat automatically team restaurant because most of the time, customers suck and I say that as the unofficial “Salty Patron” myself. Also, anyone who immediately says they will head to Yelp to publicize a complaint is someone I typically want to knee in the crotch.

“oh no no no no no no”

I think on twitter, they call what just happened to you getting “ratioed.”

It’s obviously called the ‘Switch’ because they wanted people to switch from the WiiU as quickly as possible

It’s not lost on me, I comprehend your gripe. It’s just that that particular passage is incredibly obvious sarcasm, which nobody else missed. You’re digging your heels in instead of of shrugging for missing a joke, which makes you seem not only wrong, but stubbornly wrong. The fact that you’re then going on to deride…

I stated that quite clearly, but you and others, aren’t getting that...at all. 

“but what is not obvious is how incorrectly stating something is somehow sarcasm”

Only confused by the pile on without getting the point.

They absolutely definitely said “please don’t say Switch.” Plus, if you’re hosting a presentation for a company, you don’t “call them out” on anything unless you never want to do this sort of work again.

Why on earth would she call them out when she was hired to host the event?

I’m pretty sure it’s not poorly worded if so many people commenting, except for you, realized the entire article was sarcasm. 

“Unless that was poorly-worded sarcasm, I guess.”

Like the entire article is sarcasm

Thats clearly sarcasm

It’s got two hours of battery life. Alienware reinvented the Sega Genesis Nomad for a new generation.

Even that is just a evolution of the PS2 logo. Just with more curves than sharp corners.

That’s the later font. Remember, Sony originally used the Spiderman font for the PS3: