I have 2:

https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/961610172237074434?lang=en

I prefer Andre, the Beer of Champagnes

The important thing is: I now know where Kirk Nieuwenhuis is playing. 

“Tampontreal” is magnificent.

There damn well better not be sales tax on Tampontreal Exporays merchandise

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

+3 Orange Whips

Really? No one? Fine, I’ll do it.

Are we not men?

“Man, what a perfect blue building.”

But it worked in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

a crummy commercial.

still better than candy corn

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

And with free beer that you could suck out of the foam at your leisure!

why didn’t you tell us this earlier, zukka