He’s the star of The Rural Juror

My favorite on Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray is when one of the actors in the skit said “haven’t you been dead for six months?” I laughed for two minutes straight after that line.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Like it’s more pleasant during the day?

Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha

The opening tracks off of Courtney Barnett’s <b>Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit</b>, “Elevator Operator,” “Pedestrian at Best,” and “An Illustration of Loneliness (Sleepless in New York)“ are really solid and were definitely a cool way to get introduced to her.

Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon, Side 2:

Black Cow -> Aja -> Deacon Blues.

I like your Pink Floyd pick but mine has to be Dogs, Pigs, Sheep.

North American Scum < Someone Great < All My Friends

Mookies RANKED:

Jack, to Liz: The television audience doesn’t want your elitist, East Coast, alternative, intellectual, left-wing—

This broadcast is gonna be a real challenge. The entire premise of ESPN Pi is that it never repeats.

Get rid of The Seaward.

Linguo dead?

TL;DR My teams all suck, except for the Giants (usually), but the heartbreak is always worse.

“The Giants want Stanton. Stanton wants L.A. L.A. doesn’t want to pay Stanton.”

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…