40 ads blocked. 40! On some pages it goes past 70. I have been whitelisting some sites here and there but I’m terrified to do so on DS.

good god, as a member of the intact club ... that made me wince. 

Oh you mean the pillows that aren’t really pillows and must be removed to access the actual pillows?

Has anyone used a golf GPS app for the apple watch? I’m contemplating a GPS watch but if the apple watch + an app does the same job I might go Apple. 

Turtle soup! 

Not a chance. Have you seen the Giants Defense? The spread in that game might be 35. 

I have an acquaintance from high school who is so cheap that when he had his first kid he met a guy from craigslist in a parking lot to buy a trash bag of used cloth diapers. We all knew he was cheap before that (he’s the kind of guy who counts out change at a restaurant when splitting the bill) ... but that was just…

Years ago at my former job, I had just bought my first ever brand new car with my meager earnings (it was a Fiat 500 and it served me well). In the first week I owned it, I came out after a rainstorm to find that a Chinese place had put menus on everyone’s car, mine was under the door handle, and because of the rain…

Suburban northern NJ, everyone drives 40, everywhere. Residential street, 25mph limit? 40. Parking lot? 40. Left lane of the parkway? 40. 

So, these are actual names from an unpublished Douglas Adams novel, correct?

It was just as awful as it sounds. I thought I was going to have to go to urgent care. 

I have 2:

People in my office walked over to see what was funny and then THEY started laughing too... 

Never a bad excuse to use this:

Consider perhaps that with the release of Hetch, and the injuries to McNeil, Cano, Smith... uh... Nimmo, and the continuing story of Lowrie, the Mets bench was such hot garbage that Matz batting for himself may have actually been an upgrade over the pinch hitter options Mickster had available? 

OSHA requires that hard hats all be newer than 5 years. They all have a little clock stamped under the brim with the date of manufacture. Once it passes 5 years, chuck it, and get a new one. Same thing with bike helmets and they even say that those should be replaced after a crash.

So in Architecture school I powered thru a 3-day all nighter on essentially coffees and a costco-case of Red Bull. At the end of it I fainted and almost smacked my head on my open desk locker door on the way down. After that I re-evaulated my work style. 

I’m a rarity - Mets/Giants - so I can speak from both sides on the “little brother” issue. As a Mets fan, F the Yankees, I hope the stadium implodes, the ballpark game day experience sucks and the fans are the absolute worst.

+1 Tool of the Devil

As with anything the “starts at” price is merely a suggestion. No dealers will order of have a base 60k version of the car available.