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Yea but I bet that apartment had a DAMN FINE doormat!
His drawings are stunning; Someone alert golf’s billionaires and let’s get this man his own course.
Congratulations to the Michigan football players, who do not have salaries but do have an impossibly large TV to play Fortnite on.
I had it in early August and my hands just finally stopped peeling, my feet are STILL peeling and oh yea, it gave me Orichitis. Feel free to google that while at lunch. My tonsils were so swollen they almost closed, I had a 102 fever for 3 days, and walking around the house was a test of my resolve.
Hooooo *exhales* I read that one and had to go for a walk.
We just lost our family shore house of 60+ years this summer, the cousins finally wanted out and wouldn’t let my Dad buy it outright. This fact has long been known amongst the locals, the Tuesday after labor day starts Local Summer when all the bennys finally leave. The cousins would always fight over who got this…
Here in NJ we’ve had so much rain (about 9" in July alone in my parents’ town, I can’t find stats for August but it has to be at least that much again) that Tomato Time is rapidly turning into sad orbs exploded-on-the-ground time. My parents’ neighbor who has a garden the size of Babylon has demanded that friends come…
I did something similar in college moving one of those 96-megaton wood lounge sofas, pulled it right onto my foot and into my big toenail. At this point I’ve mercifully forgotten which foot but it turned purple and black almost instantly as I hobbled around the room. It fell off completely a few months later as I was…
You’ll be fine, Giants game day at MetLife is duller than a Rite of Christian burial. Speaking as an attendee of 2-3 games a year. Unless its the Eagles, when the stadium will be at least half their fans, who travel extremely well.
Having flown to Cincy for a friend’s wedding, my favorite part of the trip (I am including the wedding) was the sign in the airport that said “YOU ARE IN KENTUCKY”.
MetLife with traffic thru the Lincoln or GWB is probably in the running.
My favorite line from that segment was “irresponsible amount of napkins” ... gets me every time.
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Ah, mmhm, yes... I just became a.... knight... in Portugal... the presedente held a special ceremony...
I am 32 and remember a friend of mine wearing Vince Carter jerseys to tag days in 7th and 8th grade, so 1999ish. Timeless!
Is it The Dreaded Laramie?
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Forget emergency evacuation fire poles, I give you ... THE ESCAPE CHUTE.
I signed up for WSJ because there was an article I wanted to read and they make it mind-numbingly easy to do so. “Hey you’re over your limit for this month! 10 day free trial! Give us your PayPal and you’re good to go!” I knew it was a trap but in the moment I fell for it. When that $35 renewal charge hit the next…