Yes, and there really was a human bone. It was something about how her neighbor found part of a bone in his rice field and wondered if it was human and called the cops, a bunch of cops came and determined it was human and conjectured that because there had been a “train accident” nearby, a crow probably picked…

Some of my Japanese friends on facebook periodically write statuses in Japanese then do an approximate English translation at the end. One of these friends did a super long status in Japanese, then at the end wrote in English “Today we found human bone in my neighbor yard lol.”

He’s taking the same position as you and responding to the pearl-clutchers. He’s saying that the argument that this surgery shouldn’t happen because you don’t “need” a uterus to live is moot, because you don’t need a hand or face to live either, but no one criticizes that.

While I agree this is terrible, whatever happened to talking to the manager when you have a problem with your service? Get the bigot fired, don’t take the whole restaurant down. If you get the same from the manager, that’s when it’s time for public shaming.

It’s alive and well on tumblr. I still don’t really get tumblr, but I saw a thread where my sister (in her late 20s) claimed to be otherkin, that she was part wolf and sometimes ran through the forest feeling the earth under her paws. My first thought was, bitch when was the last time you ran? Furrill though, homegirl…

The fact that Stacey Dash has a platform on Fox News just proves their sexism and racism. She’s not smart or incisive, she doesn’t have informed or even interesting commentary. She’s just a beautiful brown-skinned woman who was barely relevant when she put on a bathing suit and endorsed Mitt Romney, then started…

I once saw a squirrel climb a tree with an entire piece of pizza in its mouth, and I wondered the same thing. Squirrels were always climbing out of the dumpsters behind the apartment buildings with scraps in their mouths, like chicken bones or pizza crusts, but I was kind of insulted that someone threw out a full…

Pretty much. And in Islam, Jesus gets PBUHed with the rest of them, even if he’s not the “one true prophet”.

Maybe because the first time I heard “Brown Sugar” was in a Kahlua Mudslide commercial, I didn’t catch the innuendo until much later, and even then I apparently hadn’t listened to much beyond the chorus. I just looked up the lyrics and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE FIRST LINE TALKS ABOUT A SLAVE SHIP. It’s not even…

I would also like to apologize for apologizing for my offending comment in the same comment as the offending comment rather than simply choosing not to publish the offending comment. I will be checking into rehab for dehydration.

I love this comment so much I’m gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

“The saddest fact I’ve learned is: Nobody matters less to our society than young black women. Nobody. They have any complaint about the way they are treated: They are ‘bitches, hos, and gold diggers,’ plain and simple. Kelly never misbehaved with a single white girl who sued him or that we know of… No, it was young…

It sounds like she took them all to a field or something and let them go. That’s makes her story technically true. The thing is, they ultimately all died from that because they were baby bunnies. Them all suddenly dying within seven hours while you were at school makes no sense.

OMG! I never noticed that!

Not even a ghostwriter. It’s accredited to “Greg Sestero & Tom Bissell” on the cover and everything.

I mean, he wrote it with Tom Bissell. I think one of those people had the story and the other had the talent to write it.

Do you think Ben Carson will visit the families this time? Does this count as “the next one” (after the Community College mass shooting), or is that Planned Parenthood in CO? Maybe there’s been another one I missed?

I badly wanted the IUD to work for me, and it didn’t. I’m not squeamish, I use a diva cup so don’t mind getting all up in there (obviously not to my cervix, but still), and I wish I had heard things besides it’s painless and the most wonderful thing that will happen to you. People really should inform you of the range…

UGH BAIT AND SWITCH WHAT THE COCK IS THIS SHIT. *cough* *cough* Sorry, you just got me excited about head.