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Apr 2
12

He looks like someone took a head, stretched it out in all directions, photoshopped a tiny Jack Nicholson face directly in the middle, and then squished the chin in for good measure.

Apr 2
32

I know this comes right on top of the sex trafficking allegations, but I actually believe this behavior was some pitifully conceived long-game damage control about his supposed “son”. He had to know that sooner or later there would be a lot more questions, especially as the kid got older and older and didn’t move Read more

Apr 2
81

He’s just Ted Cruz’s first form. The Republican asshat blowfish evolution scale goes as follows: Read more

Apr 1
73

I really thought he was gay and in the closet. Now it’s getting really weird.

Mar 24
21

This contributes to the conversation in no way whatsoever, but as someone who was a closeted 20 year old gay when Britney Spears released her first iconic single, I feel compelled to point out that her debut single was “Baby One More Time”.

Mar 16
68

Totally agreed on his behavior at the hearing. He could have even continued to deny the allegation calmly but he was so angry at the thought of being denied what he thought he was entitled to that he lashed out like a petulant child. Read more

Mar 16
92

I agree that it was credible and that it wasn’t likely to sink the nomination on its own, given that it was high school behavior. What should have sunk the nomination was his reaction to it, which was that she was lying and he didn’t drink too much and it was a conspiracy against him and yelling and crying and saying Read more

Mar 16
97

I watched the hearing, I remember being absolutely shocked by his conduct. He was completely unhinged and came off guilty as fuck.

His behavior should have disqualified him alone, but you gotta get those sweet conservative SC votes I guess.

Mar 8
43

Having grown up in the UK, I’ve hated the royals, and everything associated with them, for as long as I can remember. Read more

Mar 4
47

If even half this stuff is even half true, it would have gotten an ordinary, unconnected government employee fired and perhaps forced to make reimbursement. They know it, and get ethics training just in case it isn’t common sense.

Mar 4
121

I have a duty to my parents too, but I don't expense my dad's diabetic strips to my small purchase account at work, you know?

Mar 4
69

“The mercury in the thermometer read 47 degrees, but I knew with the wind factored in, it felt like 45, maybe 42. This presented a challenge, nearly as stiff as the breeze I encountered, as I had chosen to leave my scarf at home, and my neck quickly became kind of chilly.  Also, my hair was blowing, which was Read more

Mar 4
82

“Fearless against the wind” makes about as much sense as titling it “Brave in the face of a slight incline.” 

Mar 2
54

I literally know the Cat in the Hat by heart without the book there because I’ve read it so many times to my children.”

Mar 2
78

I’m imagining someone buying The Lorax, to own the Libs, sitting down, actually reading, and realizing that “This is some Commie trash!”

Mar 2
47

You always want to check your babies for freshness before purchasing them. Otherwise, they just go bad in the crisper, and you end up throwing them out before you can use them. Read more