But he had such a brilliant collaboration with Fred Durst...

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So my Aunt is a fancy person in Minneapolis and ended up seated at the same table as Josh Hartnett at some film guy’s birthday party thing (I also live in Minneapolis and have no idea who this film guy is, but okay). She said that Josh Hartnett is one of those guys who thinks that he’s very deep and intelligent, but…

My experience in my parts of the midwest (Minnesota and Iowa) are that people will go to extreme lengths to not mention someone’s race. I think it’s changing now as people are becoming comfortable talking about race, but basically any time someone had to describe a person of color they would talk about their black…

I was totally going to make this joke!

Oh my god, it’s a real-life Violet from Toni Morrison’s Jazz! (Spoiler alert from the first page.)

In the movie 200 Cigarettes Ben Affleck’s character unleashes a series of cheesy pick-up lines including, “How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?”

That was popular at my school too. There was this one kid whose mom had died sort of recently, like within the last year, and in conversation one of my friends forgot and said to him, “Your mo—ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhh....face?” He got kind of quiet for the rest of class. It was pretty awkward.

Once when my friend’s mom was really mad at him when he was a teen, she called him “a little son of a bitch” then she kind of paused as realization dawned on her. He had to look away to hide that he was trying not to laugh because he didn’t want to get smacked. But then he also told everyone after that.

I quit theatre before it became much of an issue, but I’m six feet tall and not very thin, which eliminates me from most leading lady roles. If I were to continue, I would have had to gain twenty pounds so I could become the funny fat lady.

I went as part of a cross-half-the-country road trip. The badlands are neat! I really enjoyed Custer State Park (I know, I know, but there were tons of buffalo and other fun animals and it was really pretty). The Corn Palace is a kitschy, fun roadside attraction, and Wall Drug is idiotic. I think Wall Drug is for…

Owl be the judge of that.

Person with sensitive but acne prone skin: Cetaphil. Cetaphil, Cetaphil, Cetaphil. Get the Cetaphil cleanser for normal to oily skin, available at pretty much any drugstore. It's gentle enough to not fuck up your face. Don't use any of the cleansers that are designed for acne or have sacylic acid—those will just…

Wait, is walking around without pants something you're not supposed to do when you're married? Because we basically come home and take off our pants. If someone knocks on the door we have to scramble for our clothes. Pants are the worst.

This hiring tactic really irks me. Of course you want someone with interpersonal intelligence who can get along amicably with co-workers, but the qualification of "fitting in with the culture" can exclude certain personality types, be used as an excuse for people to just hire their friends (not always the best talent…

She is such a sick dancer, it's mesmerizing. However, she's trying to promote a solo singing career and is just bland as all fuck. She links to it at the end of that Missy video, and I remember nothing about the song, melody, or lyrics. The only thing I remember was that it was in a parking garage and she and her…

You're right. This procedure was developed for those with dwarfism, if I remember correctly, and is very controversial in that community. Some who have the procedure say that they don't do it to not identify as "little people" anymore, but rather to be able to more easily perform tasks that are severely limited due…

He kind of reminds me of an evil Buster Bluth.

Luckily, that video was in 2010 and he is not, in fact, employed by anyone!

I agree. I love his work as well, and have actually heard he was an arrogant dick.