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Bitch, I'm from Iowa, and we cunt-havers said whatever the fuck we wanted, wherever we fucking wanted. Take for example my Iowa born-and-bred and still there friend, a dutiful wife and homeowner. Upon experiencing the miracle of birth of her first child, her first words were "Holy shit, I just shat out a fucking

I agree with where you're going, but I think it's helpful to discuss understanding one's culture in addition to the ethnicity piece. I see a lot of white folk responding that they're mutts and don't feel like they have an ethnicity to connect to. As a white person, I totally get that, as I too feel bummed that

Okay, I realize Mount Holyoke is a women's college, but Vagina Monologues is performed everywhere, and even men are allowed to watch it. Men without vaginas. Maybe some men with vaginas, but probably more men who will never have the experience of having a vagina. Their experience is pretty excluded from what

My husband was a pizza delivery guy for a summer and he actually enjoyed it and said that pretty much everyone was just happy to see him because PIZZA IS HERE!! There was always variety in tips, but not too many people being downright rude. I was kind of surprised, because in my experience in any iteration of the

As a (sometimes filthy) white person, I can assure you Naya Rivera is dead wrong.

To be fair, the bride shouldn't have gotten all up in her sister's grill about hooking up with that stripper. I'm actually glad they could work it out, though. Ejecting your own sister from the bridal party last minute seems like it would create more family drama for the wedding.

You can hurt yourself and someone else at the same time. I'm just relieved for that imaginary person who doesn't have a shampooed orifice.

I'm just glad to learn that you were using the shampoo for self-pleasuring. When you said that, my first thought was "OH JESUS FUCK THAT POOR PERSON ON THE OTHER END OF THAT WHY ARE YOU NOT TELLING THEIR STORY." As a woman, the thought of shampoo in my vagina made me do the down-under equivalent of recoiling in

While this is hilarious and adorable, the whole time I was thinking this is why we need well-trained educators to talk to kids about sex. Sure, parents can provide their weird spiritual talk and values around sex, but they kind of sucked with explaining the facts around it. Some were better than others, but do you

I have a love-hate relationship with them too. I love their cheap cute things, but hate them for the corporate fuckery. Then again, they seem a little less evil then some (Wal-mart) places, and at least locally in MN are felon friendly employers. So there's that.

I had to get a license after my international one expired after a year. Driving was a necessity for me living in the styx and having to teach in a lot of different locations. It wasn't terribly expensive, but man, was it a shitshow. The whole process is designed to stress you out with hoops to jump through, I mean,

...if this is how the police react to him just for dancing, imagine how they might deal with someone who was mentally ill and/or less able than Bok to explain themselves well.

I was so excited then I realized I've seen this one before. Sigh. There only so many good ingrown hair videos in this world.

Holy shit, I just realized my birthday is in Shouwa 59 too! I just know when I moved there it was around Heisei 18 and Heisei years were on my working Visa, Alien Registration Card, and driver's license.

While I don't condone pointing guns at people just because they're assholes, I do condone folksy language like "stinking of strange."

Wait, why are you singling out Western women? Are you saying women in other parts of the world don't enjoy a little vengeance?

But MOA is also notorious for racial profiling.

Or it was civil disobedience for a cause we felt was crucial enough to risk arrest over.

I live in the area and I was at this protest. I posted this as a reply downthread, but, decided I want to say it to all those "the mall is private property they have no right!" people out there: