To the GOP, being a black Democratic President is a far more heinous crime than being a sexual predator when it comes to anything.

So to the GOP, being nominated by a black Democratic President is a far more heinous crime than sexual assault when it comes to SCOTUS appointments. 

“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months”

Fuck, he PARTICIPATED!

“I wish I could have done more to prevent those questions and the way they asked them.”

She and her husband aided and abetted Trump’s rise to the presidency. They’re fuckwits and should never be referred to as America’s sweetheart.

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

This RN post was entirely not rude enough and I am furious that you went off-brand to actually connect with people on a personal level instead of dismissing them with a razor sharp one-liner. As a pillar of the Kinja comment section you should really think twice before making such compassionate posts.

Also, who’s so excited at seeing Jimmy Fallon that they are jumping out of their seats?

The gender politics in Mulan are indeed far from perfect, but you’ve chosen to focus on some really strange things to make your argument.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

i am used to disturbing the mombie hive

It’s good that you realize that this is probably something you shouldn’t bring up with your wife. One thing you can tell yourself though is that the noises your baby makes while they eat are definitely less disruptive than the baby crying in the middle of the church because they’re hungry. 

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

To me, happiness and success was a mix of Fight Club’s Tyler Dryden, dating Scott Pilgrim’s Ramona Flowers and having enough money to act like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Continuing with the theme of “NO SERIOUSLY YOU’VE COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS”...

Anyone who actually practices self care would stay away from this level of toxic douchebaggery.

I genuinely do not believe that you are rewarding the people who agree to take on admin work over people who make it so they get to do all your programming updates.

Can I make a polite suggestion:

Wow, thanks! As we all know, anecdotes are better than data, so this is useful!