saccharinecaroline
SaccharineCaroline
saccharinecaroline
Oct 29
3

The scene at the end of the second episode after the preview for next week killed me haha. He was taking one of the other dudes on a tour of his room and like, showing off his shoe collection and his many face masks. He clearly knows that he’s a certain type of guy and is not afraid to make fun of himself for it. I Read more

Oct 29
2

Yosef: “Because I have one daughter, I have the right to act like a father to all women.”

Oct 29
3

I feel like the bulk of the awkwardness comes from Clare clearly not wanting to engage in the ~process~, so every non-Dale interaction feels incredibly forced.

Oct 29
1

In the first ep I wondered if he was in on the joke and I’ve come to realize he most definitely is. 

Oct 28
9

Yosef’s whole attitude towards Clare about a date he never went on was disrespectful as well as inappropriate. He “justified” this by claiming he had a daughter. Having a daughter doesn’t mean you get to trash an adult woman to her face on national tv and it doesn’t give you the free opportunity to name call and Read more

Oct 28
5

This is the second week in a row that this bachelorette has provided the most cringe worthy moment on television. This week it was the pool, kissing scene with Zac J. Yeah, homeboy was way out of line with the grabbing and shit but, she fo sho started the cringe with that hard stop on the kiss. Look, Zac is going to Read more

Oct 28
80

I just moved to a swing state and, dismayed by all the conservatives and “moderates” (not a thing in 2020) on the dating apps, added a selfie that I got with AOC a couple years ago. I’ve only gotten one response to it so far (about two weeks in) and it was “Best way to weed out quality and accomplished men, congrats Read more

Oct 27
6

I was kinda shook trying to understand his train of thought in the interview.

Oct 27
24

I have heard this too but I also cannot remember where, maybe the MFM podcast. However, I did grow up in an evangelical household in the 1980s so the satanic panic was my childhood. We were only allowed to listed to shitty christian music, had to attend church so many times a week and anyone with a van was probably a Read more

Oct 26
28

I’m so nervous about this next week. Yes, all the early signs are positive but it all feels so...ominous. 

Oct 22
86

Look. I can’t believe I have to say this, but if you are in a professional situation of any sort, and a decent human being, and an individual of any sex two generations younger than yourself asks you to have a drink in a bedroom, the answer is no. It’s super easy. Does this individual look like they’d happily hang Read more

Oct 21
145

I guess I’m on team “Rudy is a fucking creepy weirdo racist who was a terrible mayor for my city and anything that embarrasses him is a net positive because I hate him.” But you do you.

Oct 21
22

From what I understand she was handpicked by those almost cartoonish zealots on the Federalist Society. The point of her entire existence on the court and off is to Shafly her way into destroy the rights of anyone not cis-male, white, straight and rich. Read more

Oct 15
1

Finally saw the episode last night and the tone was beyond weird even for them. All the cliches were there, but there was an uncanny valley aspect to it, like everyone was pretending to be humans on the bachelorette instead of being ACTUAL humans on the bachelorette. It felt very clearly like everyone was acting, even Read more