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I went to a conference a few years ago, like three weeks after returning to work from maternity leave. And work conferences - they’re always like “let our coordinators know if you need anything!” But they couldn’t seem to figure out how to accommodate my need to pump and their coordinator (who was a woman) suggested

According to Edgington, an employee with corporate human resources told her to “run back and forth every couple of minutes to pump in between customers,”

OTOH- Does anyone ever just have a moment of clarity and wonder how the fuck we went this far backwards this quickly?

I wonder if a sitting President exhorting his followers that my role in a TV comedy qualifies me as an enemy of the people constitutes a threat to my safety and that of my family?

This is the the megachurch worship leader starter-pack look. So the proceed directly to jail thing... I’m doubly with you.

Wow, that’s pretty amazing! But yeah, the people who would want it for personal use should never have access to something like that, so I see your conundrum! I hope you find the right place for it, whether it be in a museum or whether you end up destroying it.

Yeah, there always seems to be some fucking vulture that’s ON IT after something like this happens. I have this Michael Graves tea kettle that sold for like $45.00, I think, at JC Penney a few years ago. Anyway, they ran this billboard along some California freeway featuring their Michael Graves line and in one of

For real. I live in the Midwest (not in an expensive area) and I take my youngest two to an in-home daycare (at her home where she watches other kids too), and I also send my 1st grader to after school care. I tallied it all up for my taxes and I spent around $18k on child care last year - this is on the least

I have read about this! So fucking gross.

Yes, it IS a hell of a drug:

Yeah, in evangelical world, “fasting” is confined entirely to food. How else would you get by without food if you can’t indulge in a little porn? And subsequent shame? Repeat cycle.

There is a very strange union of spiritually and weight loss in some evangelical churches. Apparently the healthier (read: thinner) you are, the closer to God, I guess?

I got the same vibes while reading Jez’s 2011 article. The details are mostly a lengthy series of fundie-coded buzzwords re: anti-choice propaganda...

They likely wouldn’t want to pony up the $$ for Miranda. But jeebus - at the very least, send the script to a translation service for a couple thousand! It’s not that hard!

GODDAMMITT. I was a little too excited about this coming back. Coel just pissed on my Friday. :(

I KNOW, RIIIIGHT??

I’ve gathered so. Also, he needs to leave those glasses to Iris Apfel. She is, without question, the only person in the galaxy who can pull those off.

Indeed. Between his baby-face (well, for a man in his sixties) and his George Hamilton tan... it’s going to be a bit rough.