Some guy walked by me with a dog that licked my face.

Research, hmm? I don’t know if I would call my great-uncle's rambling Facebook posts research.

I didn’t watch it because just reading this article made me cry. BAWLING FOREVER NOW.

I will never understand how Don’t Trust the B- died while 2 Broke Girls lives on (ilu, Kat Dennings, but no). It’s a fucking travesty.

It is!

I had to come back to share what I found hidden in my eyeshadow basket. Forgot I had it!

Sure. She COULD have done that. But ballers gonna ball.

JOSEPH”(of Bible,& Amazing Tech.Dream Coat)

Below is a list of places where flaunting is inappropriate:

Don’t forget the radioactive paint that decorated the insides of houses in France.

Throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier!

So she went as a Kardashian?

Aren’t we all saving ourselves for JG?

You are not alone in that belief. And if you own that purse.

It’s a legitimate medical condition that more people should be aware of. It’s not like I sent you to look for photos of penile degloving. (Google it.)

Yup. Sucks for lefties.

Yup. Sucks for lefties.

Tin Man and Scarecrow almost look like they are being played by key and peele, and now im sad they aren’t being played by key and peele...

Of all times for Kara to retire Shade Court!!!