I am heterozygous Factor V Leiden. I have had a deep vein thrombosis and a pulmonary embolism. I am not allowed to take hormonal birth control because it could kill me.
His face is an inside out asshole that is impossibly puckered. His face has pink sock.
I LOVE YOUR PICTURE WHO IS ALSO MY BIRTHSTONE AND IN MY WEDDING RING.
I don’t have any more disposable income at 34 than I did at 24. I always thought it ridiculous to spend a huge amount of money on a diamond. Who fucking cares? Yes, you should spend a little more money getting a decent ring because it should stand up to day to day wear. But who cares what the stone is? Read more
Our cat was so fat, we have to isolate her during feedings. She always wanted to be cuddly but when she was at her fattest we wouldn’t let her because she wouldn’t regularly self-clean...she COULD, just wouldn’t. Read more
It took YEARS of berating my mother about her just throwing her trash out the window before I think she stopped. Every time she’d pull that shit, I’d give her the “we are five fucking minutes from home. You can throw it away then."
I wish so badly gifs still worked on Kinja for me.
I love that the ad that showed up for me for this article was telling me to go see Deadpool.
I wonder how frequently NatGeo has to label what they consider non-obvious penises.
Weren’t there already like three Cruel Intentions sequels?
It’s good to know where Trump stands on people making “choices."