Hahaha.

It depends on your size. Lane Bryant actually makes decent bras.

I feel like I’ve been under a rock to have missed this. I worked at PP for almost a decade and did a very thorough Facebook scrub in 2012.

I’ve honestly never explored Spotify’s other features. I got super lazy when I discovered I could pay to stream almost all of the music I wanted to vs downloading.

I about did a spit take when he comes out of his office dressd as Mal and his answer to his daughter’s what are you supposed to be question is “space cowboy.”

The Scissor Sisters followed me after I tweeted at them at a concert in Columbia, MO.

It was definitely a these are my people moment.

I grew up in the early days of the internet. I graduated high school around the time Consumption Junction was started.

I’ve loved all the horrific things you brought into my life.

This is why I can’t listen to Imagine. It is one of my favorite songs. It is beautiful.

I have few regrets...SAID THE alleged RAPIST.

Her monthly spousal support is more than my husband and I make in a year.

That hashtag is perfection. I love the idea of a company telling its customers to tag themselves as perfect without qualification.

But I always text in complete sentences. Punctuation and everything. Always.

The waistbands on their pants...fucking awful. I can’t be the only one. They’d have to button below your rib cage to not cut you in half while still managing to remain baggy everywhere else.

But the colors. They’re awful. And the package design is gross.

I can’t stand his voice with his face. Could the Bad Lip Reading folks make this video happen for me?

...Rose Quartz?

One of our cats fucking figured out the drawer in the countertop storage thing I keep my hair ties in. And how to goddamn open it. FUCKING HOW DOES SHE KNOW? She never goes after the other drawers.

When our eldest dog was a tiny puppy, she liked to bring my worn underwear upstairs. And I could tell her no b/c I’d never catch her doing it.