Yep. Her name’s April Winchell and she’s hilarious.

I still miss Regretsy so much. :(

Infantalization’s a helluva drug. I don’t think people accurately gauge how powerful large dogs are when they don’t have hardcore obedience drilled into them, and they think they’re just giant babies who can’t do any better. (Spoilers: It’s hard and occasionally actually impossible, but good training pays off.)

he doesn’t even GO HERE

It’s somewhere near the ear, right?

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

I’m going to assume that I don’t agree with the Senator about very much, but at least she seems to be a responsible adult, unlike many of her colleagues.

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.

Wtf? She consented to having sex with a man, and was deceived into having sex with a completely different woman. Here’s a tip: if you have to lie to someone to have sex with them, because they wouldn’t have consented otherwise, it’s rape.

She did not consent to having sex with this woman. She consented to having sex with a totally different person (who turned out not to be real). This flies in the face of every aspect of knowing and enthusiastic consent.

She never saw Yentl?

The lyric “boom boom boom, brighter than the moon moon moon” really speaks to me on an emotional level.

FACTS ARE THE DARKEST SHADE

Yeah, how dare people try to come to terms with past trauma through art? So annoying.

I like him a whole lot. Mostly because I love actors who hit their peaks after, like, 40.

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