Indubitably.

I would pay millions of dollars to see Anna Kendricks play Bowie in a bio-pic. MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

Self possession and composure. Holders DGAF

The day that the Oxford Dictionaries release their new additions is MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR. Oh my god you guys, it is THE BEST. It’s like word-nerd Christmas only so so so so much better because you get to watch the spasms of outraged sphincter-clenching from people losing their tiny minds over the fact that…

I just looked up Tord Boonje, and now I want EVERYTHING.

Your place sounds awesome. I love those chandeliers. Mr.r always jokes that I have free rein because in his starter marriage he lived in a “peach house”. And he did that without even being in love. (I’m fairly certain, as a matter I hope, that he loved “Tinkerbell” because I hate to think that all their time together…

I love two things about this:

I saw someone do this with an Archer costume for Halloween in Seattle and it looked amazing.

I will obtain that *yesterday.*

I understand feeling that way on a commuter train, because that shit WILL NOT STAND!

See, I agree, but I also have to accept that the problem is mine because I generally just don’t like rowdy public spaces. My solution? Stay away from them. If people being loud and tipsy bothers you then maybe don’t go on a wine train, you know? Try the library, or set up a private tour of some sort.

Okay seriously I have been to Napa Valley and although I’ve never been on the wine train, literally every single place in Napa is white women getting drunk and being loud. Every where. Even French Laundry. And that place is hoity toity af.

I automatically type 1995 everywhere because that was the year Clueless came out.

Tattoo your burner code somewhere! :D

Not if you weren’t driving recklessly and it was a legit accident. Those do happen

The cops let my boss and co worker yell at him

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

Excuse me, Anthony Bourdain made Coq Au Vin on a fucking janky ass boat in the middle of the Congo and he had to slaughter live chickens to do it. So weak ass diss Alton #TeamBourdain