Yeah honestly my biggest concern is that bikini. HOW IS IT WORKING!?!?!?!

she looks so scared. y u so scared? is it because your bikini top is DEFYING THE LAWS OF SCIENCE?!

FUCKING GORGEOUS. When I get my house I’m buying all that dark red shit for my parlor. IT’S LIKE BLOOD DECANTERS.

They should start making Cape Cod dinnerware again!

this will ruin your regular bra and also not support you, not to mention how sweaty it would be.

this will ruin your regular bra and also not support you, not to mention how sweaty it would be.

A pool party without the Black Eyed Peas sounds a trillion gajillion times more fun than a pool party with the Black Eyed Peas. I never go to parties unless I can get assurance, in writing, from at least three people, that none of the Black Eyed Peas will be there.

You're upset because the fake jewelry looks like real jewelry that people wear in other parts of the world? Who the hell cares? It's all just decorative.

Thank you for speaking the truth, Katie. This is the most self-congratulating celebrity schlock I have ever seen. What was so lovable and weird on a talk show is made masturbatory and indulgent when you start to involve backup dancers, props and costumes.

What are you gonna tell him to do next?

Sometimes I imagine that every time shade is misused, a drag queen forgets how to contour.

But she plays boozy so well! Argh, oh well... I’ve got a deep bench here. My first backup is Angelica Huston.

Why would there be any other answer to this question besides Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen????? Why would ANYONE not want to drink a beer with these guys???

She’s the number one celebrity I want to smoke a blunt with but if I’m being honest with myself I couldn’t possibly hang out with her in the club I’m tired just thinking about it.

Oh my god, John Waters would be glorious.

All of these are incorrect answers. The correct answers are John Waters and Carol Burnett.

Aw, stay awhile! Like other posters have said, I avoid commenting where I am uncomfortable. It works for me.