Anyway, let's make a movie about Michael Jackson prank calling Russell Crowe, the end.
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I bet he thought he could do voices, but really just sounded like himself.
In response to your most recent article on tipping, I got into a discussion with someone who was absolutely sure that the biggest corporate chains couldn't possibly be refusing to make it up to their employees when their tips didn't bring them up to minimum wage, because obviously if that were true a class action…
THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.
Right-to-Work means right to fire. I'm a loud and proud union member and steward, and I do not take it for granted.
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Then I need to got to MOAR INDIAN WEDDINGS. Best music I have ever encountered at a wedding, excepting the last American one I went to, where the Space Jam theme was played during the reception (yes).
Ohhhh damn! No, I don't think I saw that one. But their DJ was PHENOMENAL. This was literally like a million dollar wedding, and this guy was playing top 40 hits and blending them into some Hindi language techno. It was one big foreign-yet-familiar dance party blur. Gah I wish I had gotten that man's card.
A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.
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Number one tip: Don't wear white to a wedding. You don't want these people to think that you're the virgin!
I swear to god somebody must have just bought that for them because it wasn't checked off when I first looked.
Kind of. He acknowledges all the benefits of it, but he's grossed out by eating bugs that look like bugs. He's fine with ground up ones and stuff.
In his defense it is quite difficult to count past 6. You got that 7 and 8 stuff. Then 9 which is just 6 upside down. Personally, I refuse to believe 9 exists. I just skip to 10. Beyond that, who the fuck knows.
What? What does that even mean? Is that like if a woman seeks an abortion, then a doctor can step in and make them stay pregnant? Can anyone explain how any of this works because it sounds utterly ludicrous.
I can watch Netflix for 12 hours straight. I cannot watch free porn for 12 hours straight.
The porn in my head is better and targeted specifically at my demographic?
If only there was an organization that looked out for Italian Americans, that could advocate on her behalf, that could negotiate with the museum, maybe make them an offer that they perhaps might have a hard time refusing.
New York: Where we remove all traces of authenticity, then complain there is nothing authentic left.
Why don't they just take her on as an oral history project? Allow her to remain at her base rent, with the condition that she records her memories of the neighborhood for use at the Museum. Everybody wins, nobody's a charity case.