Michael Bay. Tell me this franchise wouldn't benefit from some random explosions and a car chase or three.
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As a person who's been to the Coachella area for non-Coachella reasons, there's no way in hell I'm going back there even if someone offers me free tickets for that very reason. It is desert out there.
Thought that we'd seen it all? Me too! From awful public proposals to wedding present meltdowns, it seemed that…
See, but Tyga is one of those people I DO NOT want in my yard.
Artistically related: the past called, it wants its idea back:
There's a reason that some women get their hackles up about their boyfriends being friends with women. That's because dudes are always cheating. Being cheated on is one of the 26 tolls that you pay when you date men.
Yeah, it seems like the thing to do in this situation is to letter blast your liberal congressperson and request that they tack language onto these bills to make is so the requirements apply for all outpatient procedures. See if it's still about 'safety' then.
If they don't require other outpatient surgery centers to have the same admitting privileges, then this has nothing to do with the health of the woman and everything to do with limiting abortion access, period. I had my wisdom teeth pulled in 2012 by a maxillofacial surgeon who didn't have admitting privileges, and…
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Have you not worked in a restaurant? I mean, truthfully, I've only worked in restaurants in the Southwest (which has a large Latino population), but that's just what happens in the kitchen and dishwashing station. Spanish and Spanglish cursing, usually at customers, but also at FOH employees and most often towards one…
ohh cmon, Demolition Man
3 sea shells. ..damn it
Who are these under the roll people, really? Show yourselves!
If you ever get the choice between regular heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It may be a trick, but if not, mmmm boy.
My personal favorite Jack Handey:
Without Folgers there wouldn't be the infamous Folgers implied incest ad. I don't know where my life would be without that. Shame on you Mr. House of Pies.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is that God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
