I do want that ridiculous meditating giraffe.

I thought she went back to tv show writing. Wasn’t she a writer on Rosanne years and years ago?

With electronics and a battery in it, how do you boil it for sanitizing? I’m not going to put it in my vagina without sanitizing.

Can we mail them speculums?

He also played Ferb...whose love interest was also his love interest in Love Actually.

So, was this a case of real life bring inspired by SVU?

Law and Order SVU.

But I don’t want to go on the cart.

That particular issue was an even bigger deal because it also contained pictures of an under aged Traci Lords.

I’m sorry.

Much like prolapsed rectum, or pink sock, there’s also prolapsed uterus.

But it doesn’t say she was drunk. Only that she was given a DUI and her license was automatically suspended because she refused a breathalyzer. Which is her lawful right.

Maybe he meant too suave. Got his words mixed up.

My large pay discrepancy was from working at a non-profit with a high turnover rate that didn’t give raises for close to six years.

I have Blue Cross. I made an appointment with a female OB I selected (she is in my network) three weeks ago about getting an ablation or IUD to help with horrific cramps.

I was thinking the same thing.

Is that the thing were you’re Rosanne if you don’t eat a candy bar?

But...puppies and kitties...