Ahem.

I worked in a fabric store from the I was 16 until about I was about 21/22. It sort of made me hate Xmas decorations and music. But I’ve sewn my whole life. I made my wedding dress.

Perfection.

I love you. No one understands my love of color, kitsch AND camp...but I think you might. It makes for a wonderfully dark sense of humor and an eclectic, colorful home.

It’s like only way to truly operate one.

In honor of Josh Duggar with acknowledgment going to Jim Bob and Michelle. Use the PO Box that cousin posted. They’ll send an actual thank you.

At no extra charge, the person that made our wedding cake said “I’ll also make you your 1yr anniversary cake. Don’t eat the gross cake that’s been in the freezer for a year.”

Few things.

Frangellico(sp?) or Bailey’s and Goldschlagger?

Meh. The Plus one just gets you in the door early, no extra discounts. Same with Costco.

Meh. The Plus one just gets you in the door early, no extra discounts. Same with Costco.

Sam’s Club memberships are not $100. At least not the basic one. They’re $45 and come with a catalog of one time use deals.

Sam’s Club memberships are not $100. At least not the basic one. They’re $45 and come with a catalog of one time use…

Dr. Tiller was assassinated.

She could. But her attorney likely gets paid when she does. Her attorney will advise her to sue the entity with the most capacity to pay or settle. You ALWAYS go after who will be writing the check.

Fourth.

Goldschlagger. At least it looks fancier.

At 33, after nine years and seven different bosses, I am too old to work for anyone who doesn’t respect me or what I bring to the table.

Neo-flapper nerdcore? Now they’re just stringing words together.

Exactly.

I think she was looking for a way to describe a friendship where you always get along amazingly and it feels like you’d be best friends but you never actually talk about deep, real shit.