Screw the T-FAL iron. Find me a great deal on a new Rowenta.

Screw the T-FAL iron. Find me a great deal on a new Rowenta.

I have no proof this is true. Nor could I tell you where I heard it. Only that I was horrified enough upon hearing it, I never forgot:

Someone near where I grew up used to do their lawn up in themed flamingo parties. One time you’d drive by and they’d be playing volleyball, or building snowmen, or having a BBQ.

I know. But I also love history. We have so little of it here compared to the rest the world.

The IT Crowd. Roy and Moss give Jen a box and tell her it’s the ENTIRE INTERNET. If you’ve never watched it, I can’t recommend it enough.

I mean, have you met me? I’m a gigantic shitbag bigot. Do you have any idea how much I hate my own children for accepting things that are different than what I understand? I wouldn’t talk to them with a Bible on a 10ft pole.

Not as much as she’d hoped, I’m sure. The Target sex shit was moved the clearance end cap lightning fast.

Cambodian yogurt is the best?

I just realized this movie is almost 20yrs old.

And there is NO WAY a garage door opener could lift that much additional weight. Let alone crush her.

I prefer to think of it as Streisanding oneself.

I’d actually read SCOTUS decisions written like that.

It’s weird to think how recently a high school education became standard in the US.

Knowing the ACTUAL history of marriage, can we pick and choose which traditional marriage we think they’re defending?

Scooby Doo Mystery Inc. It’s a ridiculously good reboot.

Marcie?