For the gif. It’s somehow the world’s saddest gif AND a facial expression equivalent of the world’s smallest violin.

As someone that absolutely doesn’t want kids but is absolutely for people making that choice themselves: change, in general, is hard. If we always waited until we were 100% ready or sure about shit, literally nothing would get done.

As someone who has gotten married in the last few years, and done other adult type things, but has also known for YEARS I didn’t want kids: I LOVE YOU.

Oh, that halcyon days of pre-Google internet. It’s an extremely graphic picture of an extremely stretched anus that became an extremely famous meme. Before memes. Before tubgirl, before 2 girls 1 cup, there was goatse.cx.

YES. I was thinking the same thing. If Shrayber had written this, there would’ve been an explanation no one who doesn’t know wants.

I am not the least bit disappointed this wasn’t about the person I misread: Loretta Lynn.

Besides my cheap homemade dry shampoo, I’ve only used the spray kind. But when I found out you could get it in powdered form, i started looking at ingredients.

Besides my cheap homemade dry shampoo, I’ve only used the spray kind. But when I found out you could get it in…

I currently own exactly two items of clothing from the Gap.

Not sure why. This made think of this...really, all the time.

The saddest Antiques Roadside was someone bringing a burlesque star’s costumes and costume jewelry. It was gorgeous and you could tell it meant a lot to the man who brought it in for his neighbors.

Corn starch.

Corn starch.

Most dry shampoos work by aerosolling starch. It is a primary ingredient in pretty much every dry shampoo I’ve tried.

Most dry shampoos work by aerosolling starch. It is a primary ingredient in pretty much every dry shampoo I’ve tried.

I long to use this excuse for calling into work.

STAMOS!!11!!$1!

Do you know how they packaged the entire series DVD collection?

Follow up question. For real, for real?

It’s probably racist that I’d like to hear C. Thomas Howell’s opinion on this...?

I think we might be soul mates.

I’m pretty sure my MySpace name was Sweet Raptor Jesus and my profile pic was a very holy looking Jesus body with a raptor head.

When I saw her in heels in the trailer, all I could think was why the fuck do you have heels on? You know you’re in the middle of nowhere AND there are literally dinosaurs everywhere. There is no way shit is not going to get real.