No mention of the baby oil instead ACTUAL FUCKING LUBE preference?

The first run of AbFab is pure gold. When they tried to do more seasons and specials later, it wasn’t the same.

I like to pretend that her reactions to things are because she really is psychic and every day is an episode of That’s So Raven.

I’ve worked in reproductive rights, in a red state, for YEARS. Walking into work in an empathy belly, smoking a cigarette, and leaving without it is my “fucking with the protesters” fantasy.

Kylie is 17, right? Her mom cut her off at 14? Isn’t that child endangerment or some sort of labor law violation?

I only noticed that the picture was different from my RSS feed. Wouldn’t have known otherwise. I thought it was just a different picture of same person?

I snorted.

Maybe Colin Hanks should give him the big brother “stop being a douche, no one thinks you’re cool” chat.

Extra douche points b/c it’s ON BACKWARDS.

I wish I could upload photos from my phone. A friend and I went as Eddie and Patsy for Halloween years and years ago.

Is it weird that what I took away from Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab show is that Gary Busey had a really bad TBI that pretty much completely explains his brand of crazy?

YYYEEESSSSSSS.

IT Crowd for life. I’ve yet to get our IT dept to watch it. Though I do send them this on shitty days, when they’re run ragged:

There’s also this juvenile sort of historical fiction that pairs Ada Lovelace with Mary Shelley as young detectives:

Netflix can’t pay legends JANE FONDA or LILY TOMLIN like the legends they are...what hope does the average non-legendary working girl have of breaking through pay disparity?

This is the point in time that the Doctor recognizes as the fall of modern civilization and erases this book from history.

I LOVE red velvet cake donuts. Even more than those: red velvet cake donuts with cream cheese icing.

I swear on David Bowie’s crotch this is the best thing ever and NOT spam. Despite the weirdness of the URL.

So, this is just distilled bath salts, right?

I wonder if she knows what a Rose of Jericho tattoo is...