I’ve met Bill Amend. I actually knew his wife first. Then realized I can do people math.

Agreed. I didn’t get to shake his hand, or talk to him. But I was less than 100ft away at a luncheon he spoke at.

THANK YOU.

I would LOVE if they finished the Percy Jackson movies though. Those books were fantastic.

I almost posted the super creepy gif of that.

I have the strong desire to re-watch all my childhood favorites.

Heavy Weights was also the shit. And I’d forgotten about it until you mentioned it. Ben Stiller at his crazy best.

I’m not going to pretend I didn’t IMDB this. Camp Nowhere was his first big role.

An ectopic or tubal pregnancy would pretty much require an abortion...and also only occurs in about 2% of pregnancies.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT CAMP NOWHERE.

Brilliant!

Ringbearer puppy. She took her job very seriously and was a huge hit.

I quite literally freaked the fuck out at the vet’s office. It was about 45 min before I was ready to leave him. They sent me a card with his paw print.

While we had a photographer for a few hours, it was in our backyard. I made my dress and my hubby wore white instead of me.

Sort of related. Do you think the cremated remains the vet gave me are actually my childhood dog?

Corporation means larger potential payday.

I don’t remember any of this, besides what my mother has told me.

Why no mention of Kansas OR Missouri? The states that did both of those things first.

Shenanigans.

I work in reproductive rights...in Kansas. Let me tell you my sanity secret.