I feel like I can trust you, internet doctor stranger. Can you help me poop regular without Jamie Lee Curtis?

Before I was vanity-sized out of Victoria’s Secret, I used to take advantage of their super liberal return policy. Basically, if it had a VS label? They’d exchange it for a brand new bra. No panties.

Caesar dressing is ONLY Caesar dressing if it has Anchovies and eggs.

You buried the lede.

I love that you used THIS picture.

I like to imagine how awkward those holiday family dinners had to be.

Meh. I live in Kansas and try to block out as much as I can.

Just b/c I don’t get to share this often enough. Sam Brownback gets his money from his wife’s family. Google Ruth Granger Stauffer obituary. That’s his mother-in-law.

Where you been? They passed an anti Sharia law a few years ago that makes it illegal to legislate based on one’s religion...which should make this law illegal. Among other reasons.

Spectacular.

One of my main rules is never anyone old enough to be my parent.

Lepers not leukemia. It’s like in the bible.

This.

Going into the fourth grade at a Catholic school, I was a B cup. I should also mention I was about 5’4”. I clearly remember the first day of 4th grade. I didn’t want to wear the bra I knew I needed to.

I might be the only one. This is an article layout question/preference.

Since I’m in the grays AND new-ish Kinja update is hit or miss with gifs:

Also have the punniest user name.

I NEED cashmere sweat pants for $20. NEED.

I don’t know if Monoprice has PS4 controllers yet. But when they get their version, it’ll be considerably cheaper.

I don’t know if Monoprice has PS4 controllers yet. But when they get their version, it’ll be considerably cheaper.

Alexandrites. They’re beautiful.