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Why the hell is he playing an Epiphone?! Can't the world's greatest laurel-rester spring for a Gibson? Typical Honda, half-assing it because they know 99% of people won't even notice or care. Put your heart into something for once, Honda. Shape up.

Those pictures are all so photoshopped.

Woah, something got out of GTA V! In 10 years, this will dated as all hell, and no one with buy one used ever.

I forget what this is from, but I love it.

Where I am (Mt. Baker) it was pretty bad. I didn't get up early enough to see the freeways. Usually we are pretty shit, though.

I was going to suggest Seattle, but the one storm this year was handled so well that I think we're changing. The plows were out bright and early, and cleared pretty much everything that mattered before my school commute.

Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwait. 50k?!?!?! You could have 2 nice S2000s for that! Or ten alright Miatas! Or a peachy Lotus! Or a new BRZ! Or 6 9-3 Viggens! WHY WOULD YOU BUY THIS?! Get a Miata and pay some rent.

Bitchin'.

The Saab 9-5 I drive has a PTY button right over the EJT button, and I always think it says "Pity Eject".

How did he get that from this?! Am I going blind or am I just a moron? I really don't have any idea how those drawings came from this video.

Dear lord. Did you see that horse thing?!!??! WHO MAKES THESE THINGS?!!?!??!

Just because it has a unique facet doesn't mean I don't get to judge driver talent. I believe that Red Bull's extreme dominance is making F1 more boring. The fact that they've latched onto Vettel as "golden boy" just means that he appears to be the most skilled driver. Also, the drivers are held up on a pedestal, so

Lets not forget that for the first couple races this year we had a different winner each race.

Damn, I was just about to post 9 of those. I didn't know about the Burning Man 99 or the 9-2X. Not a huge fan of that specific 9-2X, but I've seen some hot ones that have been dropped.

This is kind of out of the blue, but I think that the '06 95 Aero SportCombi is extremely good looking. It's best from a little aft of a rear 3/4s view, but it still looks nice here. The 2006s looked crap in both sedan and silver, but black wagon means SEX APPEAL.

That batshit Viper V10 9-3 from the past, of course!

Goddam, those brake discs are just too small for something expected to reach 350 MPH. Also, it looks like it would fly apart if it went 45.

I'll buy one after Hennessey upgrades and a Liberty Walk bodykit are available.