Sergio Perez needs to not drown everything out with music. I felt like I was watching the end of Captain Phillips over here.

I'll have one for you Monday night unless some weird shit goes down.

Having a flat bottom makes it better for left foot braking. Or something.

I want it.

Oh, snap.

I liked turns 3-6 as the Arm Esses (microscope suggestion). The DRS straight should be the Shelby Straight. Turn 1 should be Lexington.

If I was only looking at the top half of that whore, I'd say it was a Dickensian man.

I posted this on Oppo, but I ain't sure if it showed up here:

Do you wear wigs?

They were only claiming correlation.

That's right. AutoTrader.com listings are now an indicator of how well the rest of us can write. That's kind of terrifying, at least until you think how much worse it could have been if they used Craigslist. There's some real motherfucking doozies out there, let me tell you.

If a brand new DeTomaso made by ATS ever makes it to America, I will purchase it with real money that I earned or (preferably) embezzled. That is my sincere promise, everyone. If in four years, by some incredible miracle of happenstance a Pantera makes it to the US, then I will be composing an Oppo post about my new…

What about all the Ferrari fires that are reported here? As far as I've heard, those are all internal combustion. Unless you have something constructive to contribute, get back to Gizmodo, firefly80482.

5,000 horsepower will only get you so far when you're driving something with the drag coefficient of a mid-sized barn.

Kaiser Darrin is one of my favorites, and most people haven't even heard of one. Only 435 made, and a handful left. Only 1954, too.

There are no rules I'm aware of that make juggalism and rodeo clowning mutually exclusive. Of course, I'm not a participant in either culture, so I can't conclude anything with absolute certainty. I would guess there's a fair amount of overlapping between these two demographics, though.

I dunno. I can understand why people were upset, but I also think there was widespread sensationalism on both sides and overreactions both ways.

I think that the Mexican jokes that they made that one time went a little overboard. Usually it's just a one-liner, or a little jabby reference, but the Mexican jokes were pretty despicable.

I thought Buick, but I'm not sure.