So... I'm just going to say it: the Toyota Prius. I drove one for three hours yesterday across southern Utah, and while horrible, I averaged 50 miles to the gallon. Which is a whole bunch of miles to the gallon. Smiles per gallon? None from the car. Miles per gallon? 50. That's pretty good, no matter how you look at…

Ah, good lord those things look godlike. How does it sound now?

I'd like to give one of these to someone who had no idea what an F1 car looked like, and had them pencil in what they thought the outline would be.

It's an M4 pre-production mule.

From what I understand, these get mobbed pretty much everywhere. And it's not in a "Oh, look at this pretty/aggressive/old/neat car" way. It's in an "Ah, shit, there's an R8, bruh!" way. Thanks to Iron Man and successful Audi lust marketing, these things are some of the most noticed. Most loved would HAVE to be the…

This hack applies ONLY to cars with keyless entry. #mythbusters

You own an Evora?!

You're claiming that this looks something like a real car, are you?!?

I usually do this only for $kay, but don't cry CoolKid, Michael, and Assassln! Here's some Ford GT40 porn!

My proposed game is to gaffer tape over the front corner's sensor, (hopefully) making it go in circles until the engine is turned off. That, or cover the LIDAR ball somehow. Maybe a reverse basketball or modified ring toss that uses buckets. I predict that biker gangs will herd cars into freeway exit lanes or…

Google did not clear this up, but I am intrigued. Enlighten me, BrtStlnd.

YOU HAFTA GET DAT CAPPUCCINO. All the ladies love the Cappuccino.

I'm sorry about that, hope you get better and off them soon so you can enjoy some frosty brews.

You're a jerk, but I love it.

Are you the guy on those scary antibiotics?

Sniff. :'( My take on the BMW/Porsche SUVs is that, while ugly and terrible, they allow brands to stick around and make kick-ass rear-engined banshees and supersports sedans, albeit with paddle shifts. Which are alright in their own rite.

I think we can all agree that those are a sin. Also, I just accidentally recommended my own post. Does that work?

This is a good angle: you can't see the arachnid headlamps.

Are you the one commissioning these photos, $kay?

There was a mint condition 900 SPG not far from my house for sale with under 50,000 miles that this guy found in his garage, but it was gone before I called the seller. He said he got about ten calls within a day of posting and sold it for 6k. I figure he must have tampered with the odometer.