I solemnly swear that I'll find you some every time you tear up over an automotive proposal.

Don't cry $kay, I found more GT40 porn for you!

I haven't laughed this hard in days. You need trolling lessons.

I'm waiting for a 900 Turbo SPG from the classic gen to show up in the Seattle market. Right now I'm in an '06 9-5 Aero SportCombi. I almost got an '08 RX8, but settled on the wagon. I'm happy with it.

Too bad they stopped making them. Mazda's said there will be no RX-9 either, despite fooling the over-eager with their silly drag race promo. Fastest convertible the MX-5 is not.

Illuminati.

Woah woah woah woah wait. Wait. Clarkson in a 12C?! By choice?!

I know that this is with the chromey bits removed, but the Alfa Romeo Giulia is very reminiscent of all of these.

Maybe not necessarily the most derivative, but pretty damn derivative was the Mk2 Toyota MR-2 to the Ferrari 355.

I never thought of it that way, but that makes so much sense.

For what it's worth I think you're right now.

Ahhhh, the plot thickens. These are basically the same car, right?

No, the b-pillar is body-colored in the video.

My first reaction to this is relief. I thought that it was an abduction case which would be infinitely worse. This is still bad, don't get me wrong, but I'm still massively relieved. The guy who said Pontiac Montana is right, by the way.

Isn't this the best way to store your Ferrari? I have a hard time imagining it could catch on fire here.

This is the best place to keep a Ferrari - it couldn't really catch fire here.

Donate it to a driving school. Just for laughs.

Nonononono! This is what you want, bud. A 90s turbo'd F1 engine.

Don't cry, $kay! Here's some GT40 brake pad pornography to dry those tears right up.