My friend's dad works for the DEA is Seattle, and they gave him an old-man tan Chrysler Pacifica with a V8 Hemi. Trouble is, it's so heavy that it needs a hemi to go walking pace.

Are you that blessed soul that uploads Never Mind the Buzzcocks episodes to YouTube, or is Ricky Sixx just something I don't know about?

Viper, Corvette, F12 Berlinetta, newest generation Vanquish (Big Sexy), BRZ, Ferrari California, Mantide, Evora, Panamera, LFA, One-77, 991, Huayra, Corolla, LaFerrari, P1, and many others. This would win the next "biggest rip-off" contest.

And the front-end life, and the misaligned pedals, and the jitteriness.

I would absolutely LOVE to hear the team radio of Kimi being told to let Vettel through.

This is now the thing I want most. Sorry, Scarlett Johansson, but you just aren't on the same level of sheer sex appeal this has to me.

He said it! He said it!

"I appear to have soiled my trousers." - Justin Bieber

Hell friggin' yeah.

It sounded pretty good. And for some reason, I think it looks like a squirrel...

This ain't amateur hour.

Well don't tell them what you're doing!

The GT field should let the Astons win.

The McLaren MP4-12C Spider.

I would race it in a boat.
And I would race it with a goat…

Alternatively,

Ooops.

Yay, I guess.

Someone (me) should've suggested Daewoo. I think they're still a thing...

There is a point if you are eloquent and humorous about it. It becomes a pointless endeavor when you begin to associate the memories and emotions you forged with that car's existence into you conclusion. If you can take an unbiased look at an old car, do it. But it's only go to be helpful if you can amass a large body…