I dunno about the MKZ, but here's the MKR. Shenanigans.

Oh, Ash... I think I can help you.

I'm sixteen, and my first car, which I will be getting at the end of the summer, will be a Classic Generation 900 Turbo. As my mechanic/mentor friend told me, "It is a car of class and sophistication with a garnish of mischief. It's kind of like pavlova, if your pavlova had candy on it."

I thought you were gonna get hate for this - he's pretty much the best American car guy who is also famous, but surprisingly, you've come off unscathed.

I think that you just treat it as gifting a vehicle. In Washington, at least. I've never raced for pink slips (which are no longer pink), and don't plan to. There should be a discount on some registration fee if you can get a certain 1/4 mile time. 'Twould be awesome.

TRD Lazer: It will amaze ya.

I know. NASCAR ovals can be pretty exciting. Or at least their highlights. Kind of.

Shit. Drag racing is even more boring than a NASCAR oval race!

Good point, but if you don't like the abuse Jalops will give you, you should check all your bases before posting. That said, there's always someone who'll know something ridiculous and flame you. (I agree that Nissan's stylists suck)

The Beetle in any iteration. Brand-wise I'd have to say Ferrari or Lamborghini.

I'm not one to decide I don't like a car because it's "too girly". Unless it has flowers on it. These Beetles just don't look good to me, and they try way too hard.

No shit. Viper.

I see it now. Noishe.

I kinda thought Jason would pull a fast one and do this. Then, when I saw he hadn't, I was gonna. Then I saw you did.

I would rather have a Saab 9-3 Turbo X wagon, honestly.

I saw a camo'd Fiesta ST on the tarmac at LAX when I was arriving to visit my brother. Didn't get any good pics, and I suspected that it was this. I don't like its grill. Looks like a lemon-football bastard lovechild.

Hate the driver, not the car. Maybe you should key the driver instead.

I've always wanted 007 to park his Aston like this. Craig's Bond might do that. Also, the next movie should have a Cygnet in it.

Proton Saga. So unmemorable that you already forgot what it looks like.

My choice: a Saab 9-3 Turbo X Wagon. Sporty, comfortable, rare, safe, not horrible mileage, and more than ample storage space. I sound like ForSweden!