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All the horsepowers!

Hook this kid up with Big Muscle or Tuned! Get him a chance to drive a tuned Chevelle!

Maybe this? I think ALMS or whatever the giant conglomeration mosports shitstorm ALMS/GrandAm/whateverthehellelse is could come here more realistically.

Right? We could use the Pacific Raceways road course. Just upgrade it to FIA spec, and voila! A super amazing and awesome Kirkland Grand Prix. Wait, that sounds dumb... I'll be working on the name. And the concept. And the pitch to the taxpayers. Shit. This won't happen.

I'm sure this has been suggested already, but the Stratos. High ground clearance, sexy bodywork, pop-the-fuck-up headlamps, performance, and reliabi- wait, no. But the first four might just make up for that.

I'll pay for the circuit to be airlifted up to Seattle. I really want a Seattle Grand Prix. Maybe we could hold it in my backyard...

Possibly my favorite album of all of the times.

That would be a great thing for them to do.

Oh, it was fraud.

None cars. I want some cars to be rare. That's why the Reventon and the Enzo and all of that good shit are such good shit. Well, besides being ludicrously fast and exciting.

watch out for the pelican!

One time I was at a tire shop, and on the wall they had two types of air: Basic, and "Our Signature Blend". I asked what the difference was, and the man behind the counter said that the Signature Blend was their special mixture of nitrogen and oxygen which offers greater stability. I asked him if it was about 80/20,

That movie was great! And I had a bit of a crisis when he was driving the Miata. You may notice that Joseph Gordon-Levitt's face changes from scene to scene. And it wasn't because of a lack of continuity checker. Just something to think about when you see it. And you HAVE to see it.

I love mystichrome. On a completely insane, evil car - the TVR. But on a '99 Civic, or a PT Loser, well... that's the worst, most wannabe color you can have.

Although it could have been these.

Aston Martin V12 (out of the Vantage) in the Cgynet (with AWD). 'Twould be dope.

I wasn't saying it's exactly the same, I am saying that the two systems are similar. Isn't it better if you can have crazy horsepower, AND please the government regulation asshats?

Fisker: Maybe. Tesla: No.

Phoenix yellow. Particularly on the Z3 M Coupe. The M Coupe has never been a looker, to be honest, and in puke green... well, that doesn't help one bit.

In that color, any car is a crack pipe at that price.