I... may have had some wine while completing this one.

“I understand that some girls want to hide skin problems or they use makeup as an accessory, but I usually feel that women should wear less.”

I need Heidi to give me a hair tutorial. That is what I wish my hair looked like. I am not even kidding. I would love to know her hair routine (if that is what her hair does naturally I might have to start looking into wigs.)

I wear dresses all damn summer. People think I’m dressed up and I’m like —- I FEEL NAKED, PRETTY AND NOT FAT. YAYYYYY!

I think the older I get, the more porn just depresses me. I’m at an age (and of a color) that just isn’t represented in porn, not favorably anyway, and it just reminds me that sex is for slim, young, people — folks that do not resemble me in the slightest.

I’ve had so many doctors refuse to put me under the knife for ANYTHING thanks to PCOS. I’ve been telling them for ten years, I don’t plan on biological children. They always say “you’ll change your mind”. Now I’m almost 30, I have not had kids and I don’t plan on it. WILL YOU FUCKERS PLEASE REMOVE MY CYSTS AND STRETCH…

Don’t have to ask why—it’s because the cheese gets into all the holes and crevices of the “character” pasta. Spiderman is also good for the same reason! The only problem I have with those varieties of Kraft is that there is less in the box than the original variety.

I am..was...that said “pushover”, and it wasn’t due to lazy choices or being weak minded, as many have eluded to. I was due to being over-empathetic and in a lot of cases arrogance.

I met Patti LaBelle in the St. Louis airport when I was little. I dropped my stuffed animal while being carried by my dad, and she was behind me with her entourage and picked it up.

Right? Cuz these guys live in NYC, the Mecca for deli meat. I remember having a pastrami sandwich from a deli and thinking this is over an inch of meat. I can’t fit it in my mouth, it’s so much meat. Now I live in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (Hawaii) and I’ve literally eaten a BK Whopper two days in a row. And…

DON’T MAKE ME LIKE RIFF RAFF.

Oh, I loved this. I love airports. I know it's an American pastime to hate airports, but I love them. I love being en route to somewhere else, and having not much more than earbuds to my name sounds pretty good to me today.

Incheon Airport - Unfortunately, most of the restaurants are outside security, but who cares, because Incheon is the BEST airport to have a long layover. Free showers. Hotel rooms inside of security available in 6-hour blocks. Great shopping. Yummy Curry King. Free arts & crafts projects. Watch a traditional music…

“My fellow Americans: Help me make the music of the night.”

I would expect to see the creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but Yul Brenner.

For me it's Frogger and Seals & Croft.

Similar experience in 2001 on a bus from Florence to Fiesole. I was sitting on the aisle in seats that were high like barstools, with Mom on the inside. Dude standing in the aisle hangs on to the pole next to me and leans his hard dick into me. I told him to stop, which he did for a total of about 10 seconds.

And in…

That’s exactly how I felt when my sister was groped on a train. There was enough space that we could pull her away, but that was it. The assholes stayed on the train. I wanted to scream at them and out them to everyone there but then I would be the crazy American who was screaming on the train. I settled for glaring…

As a mother, might be tempted to perform streetside castration. What the actual fuck.