HA! I know many people like that. (sadly)

It wasn’t just white, it was fairly see through and she had big chunky lucite heels. She wasn’t planning on being a wallflower.

Oh man, this happened at a friend’s wedding and we still talk about it 18 years later. During his toast to the happy couple, the best man, who was also the legit best friend of the groom, had his lady friend stand up and he walked over to her table in the middle of the room with the mic and got down on his knee to…

I had all of those cuts at one point or another! The Sliding Doors cut lasted the longest for me. Somehow having those longer bangs made me feel better.

This was a wedding cake I made and I still have no idea what the topper means. They asked for a tiger pulling the donkey from Shrek by its tail so that’s what I did. Both are gumpaste.

Most of the Gap’s clothes these days look like uniforms. It’s drab and depressing. I get selling basic stuff but this shit is looks like something you would find on a commune or maybe what cult members would wear if they had $50 to spend on a shapeless denim shirt.

I add a can of corn, a can of Rotel and a can of black beans to mine. Sprinkle in some chili powder and green onions. It’s fast and filling.

Holy Jesus! That butt rubber is an awful person and I’m sorry that happened to you. The others are horrible too but that is just super fucked up.

This happened 25 years ago and she still gets mad that she didn’t start screaming and shoving people to get to me but I think she was just as terrified. I also remember her shoving an umbrella in my hand as we ran off and told me to hit anyone who touched me with it. To this day I have no desire to return to Paris.

She said is was the most helpless feeling she’s ever had. She literally couldn’t squeeze through the crowd. People wouldn’t move and neither of us spoke French so she couldn’t explain to anyone. It was very surreal.

When I was 16, my mom and I went to Paris. On the first day we took the metro to go exploring. The train was very crowded so my mom had me sit in a seat and she stood as close as possible. I guess she thought it would be safer that way. Anyway, I sat on the end and at the next stop it got more crowded until there were…

This is the fucking truth!

Ooh, I forgot about The Black Hole! I want to watch them all again now.

When my sister and I were kids, we used to play Escape to Witch Mountain all the time and she ALWAYS got to be Tia. I miss the old weird Disney movies like this and The Watcher in the Woods.

Ramona was great and all but she was no Anastasia Krupnik.

The TOP gifs are KILLING IT.

Make some cuter stuff, Gap! Everything lately has been bland and probably way overpriced.

I cut off contact with my dad for the first time in 2009 because his wife is mentally ill and a drug addict and he enables her behavior. She was always a problem and over the last 20+ years had managed to cut out everyone in my dad's family for one reason or another. I spent my entire 20s and most of my 30s estranged…

I honestly don't know what other parents do. I'm lucky that I get to work from home but that will end next year when my daughter starts kindergarten so we will be in that boat ourselves.

I can see our bus stop from my kitchen window and if I opened it and yelled, my 7 year old would hear me but the school requires I be physically present at the bus stop until he's in 3rd grade or else they won't let him off. They will keep him on, drop everyone else off, take him back to school and call me to pick him…