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I'm fine with talking in front of crowds. But performing something I created in front of a crowd- that is what I'm scared of. This is also why I don't usually share my creative writing with anyone.

When do you start worrying about your kid's interest in creepy stuff? Are there, like, documented warning signs? Other than the stereotypical torture of small animals?

Prime suspect:

I just got this exact haircut, and instead of it looking perfect like this it looks like SHIT and Millihelen is just rubbing my face in it!

When people meet my best friend and me, they think she's a bitch (because she's somewhat reserved) and that I'm really nice. When the truth is, I'm really friendly, but only medium nice (I can be a bitch when prompted). Whereas my friend, though quiet, is super nice, just not that friendly.

YOUR TEACHERS ALL USE THE INTERNET WE KNOW WHAT FLEEKS ARE

I look at the shirt, think "Frankie Say Relax" and realize some things never change.

One thing Eagan says she hopes to do next is use make-up to "darken" her complexion and "go out into the community."

"You're a conservative, and you just don't know it yet,"

This is a post clearly written by somebody who couldn't beat the triangle golf-tee game. Don't blame Cracker Barrel for your failings!

Now playing

JURNEEEEEE. Also not gonna lie, as an old, the first thing that came to mind when I saw yr hed was this:

No joke: AAAAAHHHHHH!

One of my favorite things about my family is watching my giant bear of husband play with our daughter and snuggle with her. He's so great with her and she adores him. I'm actually jealous sometimes because my own father is a total dick.

Has Ray J weighed in yet?

If I am about to eat something especially delicious, like sushi or tacos, I will get stoned first just so I can fully commit to the pigout.

Yes. Let's unite and take this mother.

COME ON MIGUEL!!!! YES!!!!

It's not standard, it's an abomination. At it's most fundamental, guacamole is composed of 3 things: avocado, garlic, and salt. No garlic, no guac.

So do these now technically count as Tom Petty's grammys or...