My grandma was given antidepressants after she was diagnosed with cancer and 24 hours after her first dose, she had slurred speech, forgot how to use utensils and couldn't remember our names. After ruling out a stroke, they realized it was a reaction to the antidepressant. It was pretty scary and a day after they took…

I totally get that. I would feel like a fraud.

I begged my mom for a hypercolor shirt in junior high and she finally bought me one for my birthday. Unfortunately, I soon realized that the color change mostly came in places like my armpits or when the shirt got caught in my belly roll. Those were not flattering places to have pointed out. I never wore it again. My…

Ha! Yeah, it was really comforting to my husband knowing that she was there, especially after she was gone. He said it felt like things were normal for a day.

My father in law busted my mother in law out of the hospital to come to our wedding. She had terminal cancer and had been hospitalized for complications and the doctor wouldn't sign off on her coming. She said she wasn't missing her last child's wedding and they made a plan to say they were going to the gift shop or…

Damn, she is smoking hot. Even without kneecaps.

@LaComtesse: It's only a real dessert if it's over ice cream and covered in whipped cream and chocolate.

@LaComtesse: My father in law counts fruit salad as dessert and I disagree. I VEHEMENTLY disagree.

Lea Michelle for blind #2.

@egg cream: That is so sad on many levels.

@PrincessLeah: No truer words have ever been spoken.

@Snarfblat: Good god, I thought the same thing. I imagine he has a little travel pack of them in his pocket. Just in case.

@DoxyByProxy: No worry! The surgery he's having is actually pretty easy. It's a tiny incision in your groin. He had his stroke the same week I had mine and we both got the same diagnosis. Bret and I are medical twinsies.

@DoxyByProxy: Yes, I am middle aged and I was kidding. He can take all the time he needs.

Oh Bret, I had that same surgery in July and was up and running in a few days. 2-3 weeks?! No way.

Oh man, the first lady looks stunning! That dress is glorious and she is rocking it hard. She makes all the others seem really blah.

@YomikoReadman: We actually were waiting on "good news" this month so Susan had me hook, line and sinker. So far I'm still waiting.

@treschic_idg(if)af: No, Pisces. It even said that this was THE time to be a Pisces because of something in my house of something so I was really stoked.

@unhingedfelineenthusiast: Oh god, that's the worst. The money predictions. I've been waiting on my "lucky money day" for about 8 years now. Finding a dollar in an old coat does not count.

@Rare Affinity: Figures. She had me all excited too and then zippo.