Jalopnik is too ‘mature’ now to do a wheelie.

For #9 Vin Diesel’s name will be changed to Rudolph and Duane Johnson will now be known as the “The Riech”.

So, the new movie is going to be called “F8" right? They can’t pass up that pun, can they?

Maybe don’t ride 2 mph in the middle of the road, up a hill, on a windy road full of blind curves with no bike lane, and a speed limit of 40 mph.

The amount of energy lazy people are willing to expend to be lazy is sometimes amazing.

Those people are the wurst.

What kind of brat takes all of the free sausage?

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

I know and agree. This is the paradox. I feel like there should be some kind of moral responsibility to buy the car new, if only to support the enthusiast industry. But then I also feel some moral responsibility to save the money for a child’s education or something. Congratulations, Buckus. You’ve broken my brain.

And then even if you do give it to us, we don’t buy it, because most of us don’t actually have $30,000+ to spend on a new car, or even if we do, we say “wait a minute, I could buy a 2008 M3 from CarMax with a warranty for that much!” and then we buy that instead.

This is easy: They should make cars that make them money. Enthusiasts in general make up a minority of car buyers, and even fewer of them are going to drop $50k+ on a new performance car with a manual no matter how many times they scream for it on the internet. Hell, it’s difficult to get them to even spend $25-30k…

Calm down, it’s just a snow-drifting video.

I actually liked it. But then again... I also like double anchovies on my pizza.

thank you for this article.

Chevy’s listing their dealership network as an advantage is the perfect example of why the 3 will win in the end. The statement seems so out of touch and cronyist. So very uncool. Like the Bolt itself. It’s a halting, cautious design, unconfident and bland. Evolution is safer, but revolution sells.

I heard they were just trying to get White Castle.

They’re doing the LORD’S WORK.

Also, they’ll probably just fix them. And the cars won’t be worth as much afterward, so some people who couldn’t otherwise afford a supercar might get one!

Yes! It’s not like they wrecked 11 of the remaining McLaren F1's. Yes, it’s sad to see beautiful things broken, but these guys didn’t do it to anything super rare or irreplaceable.