I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

That’s shitty. But also, I feel like every bad thing relating to non-automobile related transportation should be aggressively forwarded to Alissa Walker.

I bet when the owner drives it he/she states over and over again “Oh, what a lovely day.”

Just update this to a better diesel

I’m hoping for a HUD.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

But then you have to look at volume. If 80%* of travel occurs during the day, yet 50% of accidents occur at night, then night driving is way more accident prone.

You know, maybe the DOT needs to back the fuck off the laser beam headlights and let this stuff happen. Until we allow advancement of technology to touch our headlights, we have hit a brick wall. Of darkness.

I guarantee 90% of the people saying that will tune into the first episode at least.

It’s just a Prelude to many other bad puns.

According to reports, Police were performing their Civic duty by Piloting a search for evidence. They are asking for people to come forward with any Insight on the case. Workers were asked to stay home until the workplace was deemed Fit to return to.

No, baby. Right on time.

Just means that VW cheated really well.

“Hmmm, I think I may back my Maybach into a Maybach."

Diagram of the service position from an Audi shop manual:

The want to keep all of your fingers.

Enjoy your FOD.

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.