The facial recognition is just so much less efficient and useful. I often unlock my phone without looking at it, having to shove it in front of my face is stupid.

We aren’t in the best timeline, but Japan proves we’re not in the worst one either.

Why did you expect Guybrush Nosehair on a Fallout article?

I think it’s unfair to blame the devs in this instance.

Maybe they “forgot” to give her a NTR route?

Having a network of infected computers helps make DDoS attacks more effective, but isn’t strictly necessary.

Technically, DDoS attacks have always been very easy to do, and never truly required any skill. For those who are interested in understanding how it works:

and now several people, including you, are trying their best to find fault with a completely uncontroversial statement.

My recommendation is to expect a Shin Megami Tensei game instead of a Fire Emblem one.

He’s talking about the fact that development of Metroid Prime 4 has been restarted. This was announced in January of this year. It’s too soon for another announcement related to MP4.

No Star Fox 2?

Yeah, the game didn’t sell very well, even for a Wii U game.

Wouldn’t your PS4 consume way more power, produce way more noise (and heat), and take way longer to start up, than simply using your phone?

Some rebels blew it up, so we had to build a new one...

Since we’re on the subject of “moral high ground”, aren’t porn games on Steam censored? And by “censored” I mean there’s no porn.

I always forget mobile gaming exists...

Nintendo does every shitty anti-consumer thing possible

Kids these days break their new toys faster than they can grab them.

They don’t do that? How do you access cloud saves then?

Byleth having a tea party with Byleth. This is all sorts of sad...