On the other hand, games like Assassin’s Creed are set in the real world, yet feature no children outside of cutscenes.

How do you know it features the murder of children? The game isn’t available yet (not that I’m interested in playing it anyway), and I couldn’t see a single child in either the trailer or screenshots, nor did the description mention children in any way. This article doesn’t mention “murdering children” either.

So how did it feel to be a chair (in a non-sexual way, of course)?

You have to admit, the irony of this whole affair is incredibly funny.

If those cheaters felt anything when looking in the mirror, they wouldn’t be doing shit like this, don’t you think?

I can also confirm that there were no women in any World War. The moment a World War starts, women just fade out of existence, and only return to existence once the war is over. This also explains why no World War has ever lasted more than a couple of years: the men didn’t like their new bedfellows.

You say I totally did discuss piracy in my post. The problem is, what you read wasn’t my original post, since that one got immediately deleted by a mod, and I merely wrote what I remember I posted. I think my post used “crack” rather than “piracy”, as in: “I might as well download a crack so Steam can’t stop me from…

In my case I gave up Steam in favor of GoG after Steam Support basically told me to “fuck off” (they worded it differently, of course). The rest of my post is basically me ranting. If you don’t care, you can stop reading here.

they said they’d be going after Mass Effect and Witcher next.

GoG will never be a serious competitior compared to steam.

You forgot that for the TRUE Dark Souls experience, you have to play without any armor or weapons. If you don’t beat each and every enemy and boss with your naked fists, you’re a filthy casual.

but this also presumes people only play exclusives, which is dumb.

Unless I missed something obvious, Valve also made Half-Life 2, as well as Episode 1 and Episode 2. That makes 4 games in total. Only one IP, but still 4 games.

It’s hard not to blame the memory card prices when the Vita does so well in Japan, a country where SD card prices are comparable to the Vita’s.

“Should”?

I bought a 64 GB card in Japan last year, which cost around $80. They’re cheaper in Japan, but still damn expensive. Before going to Japan, I spent $140 for a 256 GB card for my Switch.

Star Fox Racing. Probably the closest thing to a new F-Zero game we’ll ever get.

Semi-related:

Packaging and Switch carts? For the eshop version? Really?

A game has been removed from the Wii U eshop, so obviously Switch owners are now “losers”.