I hate to ask, but how is a hacked 3DS that Nintendo hasn’t bricked somehow relevant to Nintendo maliciously bricking hacked Switches?

Not everyone who hacks their console is a pirate or a cheater.

To be fair, Nintendo doesn’t have to try to brick modded consoles.

I know it’s ultimately Nintendo’s responsibility to ensure that their devices are secure, but the vulnerability this time is in the Tegra, which is developed by Nvidia, not Nintendo.

Virtual Console does exist. The eShop is full of NeoGeo.

I think they meant “100 pirates who also happen to own a Switch”, not “100 Switch owners”.

Inb4 Nintendo starts selling those decoy boxes.

You forgot the templates:

At least it only took them a week to respond.

I don’t eat Tacos.

But Kratos isn’t an only child. He has a brother called Deimos who was kidnapped by Ares and tortured by Thanatos.

And I can’t take you seriously when you suggest a laptop with mouse or controller as alternative to a Switch, using “fucking huge” as an argument. I mean, seriously: “The Switch is fucking huge, so I’m going to carry something even bigger instead”? Not to mention suggesting a mouse when there’s no desktop available to…

As someone who has played games on laptops for decades before getting a Switch, I vastly prefer gaming on the Switch. At least the Switch won’t roast my legs if there’s no desk available, and trackpads are awful for gaming. Plus, the Switch fits in most pockets once you realize you can take off those Joycons.

I’m surprised that there wasn’t a mob of angry Japanese citizens protesting in front of the Korean embassy.

Correction: He was an asshole from the beginning until he decided to stop being an asshole, which coincidentally also marked his end.

I can’t say if he’s capable of drawing more varied body types or not, but I know he had someone above him telling him how to draw things.

Yeah, but the top-most text says Okonomiyaki.

Nice catch.

Someone botched that KitKat translation. Okonomiyaki is not spelled “Tempura”.

So Valve didn’t announce Half Life 3?