Because if your kid isn’t being picked on, odds are they are the ones doing the bullying.

You’re half right. If I know my kid is going to be dumb, fat, small, stinky, socially inept, tone deaf, etc. then naming him “Goku” really won’t change that much.

Bullying is not a joke, so stop being a jerk. There are people who commited suicide as a result of being bullied, and those who survive have a much harder time socializing and keeping a job.

Do you even know Goku?

Don’t forget to include a honorary title.

I think there’s a difference between “I want my child to grow up like I did because I’m happy and I want him to be just as happy” and “It would’ve been so cool if I was called Goku, so I’m going to name my kid Goku, and f*** if his classmates will bully him until he graduates, it’s not my problem!”

Look on the bright side. In 20-30 years he might become famous for being the author of “I was bullied during my entire childhood, because my father was being childish”.

You preordering second hand goods?

Well, this game had a special trick to finish early. What makes you think other games couldn’t have one of their own?

2B, or not 2B.

It’s not just any boot, it’s das U-Boot!

You forgot the following:

I’m surprised people are still mining those things.

Nyarf HISS!

Only neow?

If we’re going to be completely accurate, the Indians didn’t find America either.

Not much more ridiculous than all these people gathering to comment on how ridiculous it is for fans to gather for a free piece of paper.

That’s completely irrelevant to the point I’m trying to make, but if it helps you sleep better at night, I actually have multiple reasons for using D instead of G, yet still use J for Japan.

“JRPG” has always meant more than “Made in Japan”. After all, it’s not like we have USRPG (USA), FRPG (France), DRPG (Germany), etc.

Maybe nobody is bashing Penny Arcade because it was actually funny this time? I’m just guessing here. I usually don’t enjoy PA, but just now I did.