As long as it's down by the river...

I hear ya, dude, but I’d rather fly/drive a car and use my Hilton Card than deal with RV parks and truck stops. 

You probably won’t ever see a $35,000 version in mass production.  They’d lose money on them.

Just another $2500, and we can go in the Champagne room, where my manager cant see what we’re doing

Eh, this has been going on for probably centuries. I mean, you had jazz as “the devil’s music”, then Frank Sinatra (bobby-soxers are having impure thoughts! GASP) and of course rock n’ roll.

Elon knows that with his godlike status he can churn out mediocre product and continue to be worshiped. Just look at his Twitter acct, 22,000,000 people are there for him at a moments notice to suck him off without letting a drop go to waste.

Don’t get him going.. He’s here from downtown. Mitch and Murray sent him. He made $970,000 selling Chevys last year.

This is why sales people are usually cunts. They have to have certain character and personality traits in order to succeed in that profession. Damn.

“girlfriend from Canada” is a trope much older than the Goldbergs.

You think the Goldberg’s came up with that? In the 80s, every third loser had a Canadian girlfriend.

And I’m saying that you’re misreading this article. The thieves in this article boosted the signal of the key fob using a signal booster. They didn’t copy the signal and repeat it. Once the thieves moved away from the wall and turned off the repeater, there was no signal to be boosted. If the thieves had shut off the…

Having a car suddenly shut off while moving is an enormous liability risk

Should I make a hat too with it? :)

Elon’s fans will be here griping about CR any minute now.

How bad is the state of the world when your comment is not immediately recognisable as satire??

I don’t pay for many services but i do pay for Google play music and the bonus of not having YouTube ads is awesome. I didn’t watch much YouTube prior to that but i have since.

Leno and NBC boned him in the ass.

Can someone build a bot that auto reports people who use keywords?

You don’t need to suck off the teet of others?

What law says they can’t do this?