(This is actually an Oregon Trail sequel.)

it’s probably a real thing.  there’s a special class of people who seem to expect everyone else just “know” what they find rude, and get all bent out of shape when they don’t. 

Honestly? I think I feel a little nauseous lol. There’s A LOT going on in that video. I feel like someone tied me to the end of a bungee cord and started throwing me into a tornado with strobe lights and fireworks attached.

Dont play this right after playing DOOM especially If you have cheats turned on. It It is soo slow. lol

It’s a very dumb way of putting it, but I technically appreciate the admission: millennials don't just accept that there’s one way to do things because that’s what ppl have always done. We don't waste time on unnecessary BS, and like finding smarter solutions than what the ppl before us did. She's saying we're clever…

that’s literally all i want from this year in gaming. if that comes out by Xmas, 2020 is a success. If I become a billionaire, or finally get Swedish citizenship or grow wings but don’t play Bayonetta 3, the year is a trash fire and life is over.

I still remember you, PoP 2008. You were fucking amazing.

Lord knows we might never get the sequel he deserves, but I will always have a soft spot for Uncle Pey’j.

Loved Elika. Man, I wish I could replay that game (my PS3 broke a few years ago and I haven’t bothered replacing it).

Ironic that a series that includes the concept of infinite permutations of reality limits you to ten permutations of reality.

I really wish this reboot got sequels. I really loved it. Elika was a strong character too. 

One of these two:

Her DLC is some of the best video game writing I know. Never would’ve guessed that a jokey Tiny Tina DLC would damn near bring me to tears.

Veronica from Fallout: New Vegas. She was the first NPC I’ve ever completely altered a playthrough for based solely on the fact that she was my friend.

General Knoxx from Borderlands 1, He embodies working for a shitty boss.
“Hey man, me again. The Admiral gave me a to-do list for today written in crayon. Seriously, he spelled ‘prison’ with a picture of a tree and some macaroni glued to it. I work for children... literally, the Admiral is five. Five. Goddamn…

Thank you for for this! She was one of the first that popped into my head when I saw the thread. I remember just standing around and pressing the button to hear the idle dialog between the prince and her. That was the first game where I really enjoyed having a companion and they felt like more than just a extra piece…

Vlodimir von Everec. You kind of play as him, so he may not count. I’d also say Midna, but you also kinda play as her.

Jackie Ma in Sleeping Dogs. Poor guy.

You spent 14 billion years crafting the cosmos. It's not surprising 70 hrs doesn't seem like a whole lot of time to you. 

The Bank in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. It’s a damn near perfect sandbox.