Hrm...I don’t know. On paper that sounds really cool. In practice...you’d have to record an ungodly amount of dialogue and mo-cap to make this idea workable in any meaningful way. Otherwise, if you’re constantly switching characters, you’re going to start getting a lot of repeats and realize just how shallow and…

Oh god. Just imagine the horse corpses fusing together, coming to life, and rampaging through the countryside, Princess Mononoke style.

Other than the awkward timing of comparing one’s mother to a character to just went full genocidal maniac, the self aggrandizing nature of the gift is what really throws me off.

Seems appropriate.

I used to love zombie movies, ever since I watched Tom Savini’s remake of Night of the Living Dead on TNT’s monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs at the age of thirteen. These days, though, the market is so saturated with stories pretending to be offer something new (but not really) that it’s difficult to be excited. That…

Seriously. Sega’s been re-releasing everything else under the sun ad nauseum it’s a surprise this hasn’t at least gotten shuffled into some compilation somewhere. I still remember the brief moment of hope when characters from it showed up in Valkyria Chronicles but...nothing.

I know some fans prefer more grounded games, while other fans like myself are into the weirder Far Cry adventures.

My guess: Horizon: Far Zenith

Serious question (not really):

They did the same thing for the Paris level for Christmas. Definitely a bit odd that these special events have been on Hitman 1 levels. Maybe a marketing thing to get people to buy the legacy pack?

It was. If you have the first game you can download upgraded versions of the levels into Hitman 2.

Like Fortnite meets Deadwood

I’ve seen lots of whales, but in my experience they usually spawn behind me, and I imagine most people are probably too busy focusing forward to avoid having to deal with the Skellige Isles annoying af sirens while on a boat. Also, they tend to bug out mid tail flip.

“This is a nice contrast to other massive role-playing games, like The Witcher 3, in which you star as a grizzled mercenary who can single-handedly defeat entire armies but dies if he jumps more than five feet.”

Man, Toto must have owed someone from NBC money in the 00's:

I know it’s a super long shot, but...Tail of the Sun? Pretty please?

So, their interpretation is less:

I had one until around 2007 or 08. Still remember the last thing I bought there, it was an order for one of the Y: The Last Man trades. Then it closed and the only reason I have to go to the mall ever since is the movie theater.